Quasar (1-800-UNLICK)
The Syndicate's favorite lawyer! Quasar from Dungeon Crawler Carl.
“You can’t un-lick a butthole that’s already been licked."
Quality Guarantee & Returns
- Quality is guaranteed. If there is a print error or visible quality issue, we'll replace or refund it.
- Because the products are made to order, we do not accept general returns or sizing-related returns.
- 100% combed and ring-spun cotton
- Pre-shrunk fabric
- Direct to Film (DTF) print
| Size | Length (in) | Width (in) | Chest (in) |
|---|---|---|---|
| XS | 27 | 16 ½ | 31–34 |
| S | 28 | 18 | 34–37 |
| M | 29 | 20 | 38–41 |
| L | 30 | 22 | 42–45 |
| XL | 31 | 24 | 46–49 |
| 2XL | 32 | 26 | 50–53 |
| 3XL | 33 | 28 | 54–57 |
| 4XL | 34 | 30 | 58–61 |
| 5XL | 35 | 31 | 62–65 |
- Machine-wash cold, inside-out, on a gentle cycle
- Tumble-dry on low
- All shirts are printed on demand
- Orders typically ship within 2–5 business days
- Once shipped, delivery usually takes another 3–4 business days
- If you are also ordering stickers, they will be shipped separately via a stamped letter!